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It all started when our hyphen-happy protagonist, Bill Brasky, woke up in a lemur-infested moor. It was the sixth time it had happened. Feeling barely stunned, Bill Brasky deflowered a carrot, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Happy as a frickin' monkey, he realized that his beloved iPad was missing! Immediately he called his enemy in training, Leroy Jenkins. Bill Brasky had known Leroy Jenkins for (plus or minus) one million years, the majority of which were curious ones. Leroy Jenkins was unique. She was easygoing though sometimes a little... pestering. Bill Brasky called her anyway, for the situation was urgent. Leroy Jenkins picked up to a very angry Bill Brasky. Leroy Jenkins calmly assured him that most man-eating capybaras cringe before mating, yet spotted wolf hamsters usually exotically shudder *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Bill Brasky. Why was Leroy Jenkins trying to distract Bill Brasky? Because she had snuck out from Bill Brasky's with the iPad only eleven days prior. It was a enticing little iPad... how could she resist?